Are you a twenty-something 'adult' with a new job like me? You see, I graduated from Newcastle Uni this time last year and so I like to think i'm still pretty new to this whole working world malarkey. I suppose i'm trying to juggle the whole 50% reckless student persona, with 50% of me dedicated to successful 'adulting'. Does anyone else still do this?
Anyway I thought i'd give you a look into Milster's brain through the hours of 9-5:30, monday through friday. I might be a little crazy but I can't be the only one who thinks like this on a daily basis....... right?
1) Did someone say a work event with free prosecco?! I should probably go, because ya know, it would be rude not to. Gotta represent the team and all.
2) Life is far too stressful. I should go on holiday, but with what money?
3) Argh god another one of my friends has posted a stupid holiday photo up on facebook. Yea yea you're having fun in the sun, we get it.
4) I can literally feel myself gaining weight, god I need to stop eating... Oh yay look someone brought in cake for the team!!!
5) No but seriously, stop eating Millie, fat is not the new black...
6) My available balance is HOW MUCH?!
7) Why am i here again?
8) "Remember to add value each and everyday you are there". Argh shut up Dad.
9) Anyone want tea? *Entire team raises their hands* fml.
10) Summer is here and i'm still searching for my bikini body... if found, please report to me.
11) Gigi Hadid is literally my spirit animal. God I wish I was her.
12) Oh crap I'm on the dailymail and my boss just walked behind me, do you think she saw?
13) Meh i don't care, i'm paid pennies, I will dailymail alllll day if i want to.... actually, i'm not a bad bitch I should probably get some work done before my manager notices.
14) I wonder if someone monitors my internet history?
15) I need to pee. I must've drank about 6 litres of water today.
16) Is it too late for coffee? Or too early for wine?
17) The struggle is real. The real is struggle.
18) Holy shit everyone around me dresses so much cooler than me. I need to get some new clothes. Hopefully my card won't get declined like last time... awkward.
19) Today is Monday, tomorrow is not friday, the day after that is not friday, and even the day after that isn't Friday. I might as well jump off a bridge now.
20) I went out last night and therefore I should be responsible and save my pennies tonight - *Goes to Topshop, buys the whole store*
21) I'm literally doing your job, why are you not paying me more?
22) I can feel myself ageing.
- Milster
ps, how cute is our office pooch?! like butter wouldn't melt...
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